I know I sound like every other mom on the planet, when I say they are growing too fast, but it’s true.
I think it’s time for us to face the cold hard fact that we need to start stacking heavy objects on their heads, to stunt their growth.
That won’t scar them emotionally…right?!
Raise the roof! Mama’s got the house all to herself for 6 hours every day! Woot! Woot!
Seriously though, boys I’m gonna need you to slow down on the growing up. Just a scoach, if-you’d-be-so-kind.
Please and thanks.